During a Period

  • Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
  • Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
  • Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
  • Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
  • Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
  • Me: why can I not have a penis.
thejaguarr:

Kiss like porn stars! LOL!

sandrascheeks:

- Someone who I can roll up with ;)
- Tall, around 5’10 5’11
- Light skinned or brown skinned or darkskin
- Tattoos on his chest and arms
- Has an amazing smile
- Knows how to dress
- A freak
- Aggressive but in a playful way
- Someone who has a good heart
- Someone…